List of things I do not know weather I like or not.
Motorcycle drivers wearing neon hazard vests. Is that a good safe idea or just dorky as hell?
San Francisco. Beautiful heritage rich city or dump of uberstrange socially challenged people?
Mondays. Fresh start to a new week or the signal for me to turn off my brain for the next five days?
California rolls. Again a nice "safe" idea but, fake is fake?
Justin Timberlake. He certianly is not heart throb he is known for but the boy can play and dance.
Cross country skiing. Yes good exercise, but the only real time I enjoy it is when I am going down hill.
Communism. I so like that idea, I wish everyone but me would adopt it.
Lapdogs. Cute and affectionate, but do I really want to be a lapdog woman?
Tag body spray. The commercials crack me up but now everyone and their brother is wearing the stuff.
Nymphomaniacs. Maybe I just envy their time. Or priority.
The French. Are they rude, course and self preserving or just less shameful about being so?
Men. I'd love to have four or five but where would I put all those bodies when I am done with them?
Charity marathons. Yes they are good causes but couldn't they make more money if people didn't invest so much time and money in training for them and just give their own money?
Godiva Chocolate liquor. That stuff is so sweet it hurts.
Unshaved body hair on a woman. Ok, I think that is gross as hell but the lazy me really wants to wrap her mind around that one.
Ok well I have many more but I can't decide if they are good enought to write here or not.
Friday, June 17, 2005
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7 comments:
..."unshaved body hair on a woman..."
hmmm, what's a little fur between friends?
I have lapdog issues, too. I own 2 of them and as wonderful as they are, I am squirrelly about the idea that I own a tittydog.
Greeting from SF. A utilitarian Victorian laden dump populated with socially inept uber-wack-a-mo cognitive thought challenged communist sociopaths who at this very moment are munching down two tons of home state named maki rolls stuffed with lap dog meat while frenching timberlake humping nymphomaniacs and they all wanna come defoliate yo body tonight!
I could deal with the unshaven bits but only during winter months...to facilitate the retention of body heat ofcourse.
As for the french...well damnit, I am not course or rude...my lifes endevour is to state my opinion (which is always right) and do it all with panashe, looking great, smelling fabulous but I think it has more to do with being WOMAN, Hear me Roar? rather then because I am French lol
About the french:
I am french and I am just as ambiguous about it...I think we suck and rule at the same time! Easy to hate and easy to love. My husband thinks one way or the other depending on the time of day.
About unshaved body hair:
To me, it's never sexy on the legs. And private parts: well, naked it's fine unshaven, but not with underwear....
On the other hand, I think it can look incredibly sexy under the armpits. I have at least 2 friends (that of course already looked hot) that sport the sexy armpits hair and I assure you it can be so damn stirring in a very animal primal way!
But maybe that's because i am french...;)
1. Dork as hell
2. Beautiful Heritage City with the spiceness of the socially challenged
3.Turn off the brain, turn on The Rock Fantasies
4.What?
5.Cute but he lost me when he started dating Cameran Diaz.
6.Exercise, ugh.
7. Have you met my dad? Cause he swears im a communist cause i once dated a Russian?
8.Go for a dog that youre confident cant eat you.
9.Screw tag, Im old school with the axe body spray.
10.They have way to much free time.
11. I long to be that free with my rude.....wait a minute.
12.My god I would kill myself. One man alone is trouble, get them in a pack and oye!
13.Thats my theory.
14.Ewwww.
15.Hairy legs give you something to pet, when youre petless.
One the body fur issue, I've come up with a rotating shaving shedual. It is based on the "spring beaver ritual". You have to be a real beauty to pull off the armpit hair thing. Mine wild hair would get intangled in my watch band or somthing.
I'm sorry if I offended any of the French. And I knew I would when I wrote that. I am tounge in cheek, as I tease everyone. Esp. those damn Scandinavians. It's those Irish we gotta watch.
Someday I will get a lapdog. Or shave my cat, instead of myself, and carry him around.
Minnesota has it's own form of California rolls. We just mix it all together and call it hotdish.
Amanda you are everything but wishy-washy eh?
Bring it Fromage, I'll be waiting for the onslaught of SFers in my neon orange safty vest.
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